Are You Being Served? I've been up all night, unable to sleep thinking about the prospect of an early retirement and a healthy pension, enjoying myself on my yacht in the sun; let's face it every dog has his day and I've always loved Turkey. These are just some random songs I like in no particular order, if I may have your attention. They mean an awful lot to me, I hope they mean something to you, the sound quality isn't great but when you watch the video too you should understand, I'm happy to let others Judge. Judas Priest - Breaking The Law (youtube.com) I've always admired the Dirty Harry franchise, all the other cops were scared of him, he could get into trouble working the Subway on the late shift but he never worried about the pension and the Chief Inspector always let him carry the can, candidly. George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Bad To The Bone (Dirty Harry Tribute) (youtube.com) I love this song, this is the original although it's been widely...
Not Half Sonali Haymaker - First to die (youtube.com) Now back to some things that are both serious and fun in equal measure and that is the criminals in the NHS, to name only two at NELFT: Dr. Sonali Gupta who learnt in India but is just practicing in England and Dr. Mahmood? from Allah knows where, his name doesn't appear on the Goodmayes Hospital website although that's what he calls himself. The other day, Friday I think it was they called unannounced at my house with what I presume was a social worker and the po po in tow. Ostensibly this was to check on my welfare, but was possibly an excuse to section me again and forcibly poison my brain. Fortunately for them they had a court order allowing them to force down my door to help me. But therein lies the nub, the court order was a forgery, the penalty for which is ten years in prison and my parents agreed with me when they saw it, fortunately copies are very securely locked up. My life already! who's being played here?...
The Usual Suspects Divine Ordinance: everything from this point on is intended to incite hatred, create division, foment unrest, just say yes, smack my bitch up, cause a lolocaust, offend, encourage violence, target the vulnerable, put your head in a gas oven and put your rights over your responsibilities. I've thought of an idea for a blockbuster movie script. It's a sort of Pale Rider story about a gunfighter who returns from the dead to wreak vengeance on those who wronged him. I want it told in a kind of Usual Suspects style, leaving the viewer to work out who the real Crook is. There'll be an eclectic range of characters picked randomly from people I've come across in real life. There'll be the average businessman, Damphouse, who's machinations stretch to sitting side saddle on a cheap iron horse, and his sidekick Walliams. Halfchat, the mysterious fortune teller who types in tongs due to a visual impairment. Pool Hand Fluke, who knows that a stitch in ti...
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