Scary Bitches Piss All Over Your Grave

I've just had a quick look at an article on MSN concerning the previous 5 or 6 previous Government administration's flagship policy; which is to simulate growth.

Angela Rayner vows to save benefit claimants from ‘expensive’ rents (msn.com)

I was also looking at some of God is Greater London's planning policy and wondered if Christian graveyards were 'grey' land? This thought occurred to me because as far as I could work out from the reading I've done, it is planned to allow Christian graveyards to be dug up and 'repurposed' as anything whatsoever: that is, they can be bulldozed over and built on.

Derek & Clive - R Sole Sinners

While I'm at it I was reading some of the Hadith in the Holey Quran and I'm convinced that a perfectly reasonable interpretation of some of the most contentious ones, those on homosexuality, The eating of pork and consumption of alcohol may potentially have been misinterpreted for over 1,000 years by the most notable Islamic Scholars.

I don't mean to offend, please don't shoot the Messenger.

Cheers

I'm going to have a shot at interpreting interpreting Ibn Majaah (3377) 

 ‘Amr who said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever drinks alcohol and gets drunk, his prayer will not be accepted for forty days and if he dies he will go to Hell. But if he repents, Allaah will accept his repentance. If he again drinks alcohol and gets drunk, his prayer will not be accepted for forty days and if he dies he will go to Hell. But if he repents, Allaah will accept his repentance. If he again drinks alcohol and gets drunk, his prayer will not be accepted for forty days and if he dies he will go to Hell. But if he repents, Allaah will accept his repentance. If he commits (this sin) again, then Allaah pledges to make him drink the mud of khabaal on the Day of Resurrection.” They asked, “O Messenger of Allaah, what is the mud of khabaal?” He said, “The juices of the people of Hell.”

Basically, my interpretation is that God doesn't mind you having a few shandies and might even bung you a few quid to do so providing you don't come home so full of Dutch Courage that you piss, shit and vomit all over yourself. If you do God's not gonna pay for the next piss up until you learn to control yourselves.

It takes an Englishman to know this from bitter experience.

Raise Your Glasses



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